3.7.09

JOKES BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

hey readeeeeees mwah :DDD
tadi gue browsing browsing quotes bagus gitu, nah trus nemu deh gue jokes2 aneh BAHAHAHAHAHAH. I swear, I laugh till fall. cekidot maaaaan~~~


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A man is talking to God.


The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."


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Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)

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These need to be written.

Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.

Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.

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The First 3 Years of Marriage

  • In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
  • In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
  • In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen

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What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
  • Telegram
  • Telephone
  • Tell a woman

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.


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Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!




Adek Sepupu Saya (Pt. II)

hey fellas, seperti janji gue di postingan sebelumnya yaaaa gue bakal cerita lagi tentang adek sepupu gue.
namanya Matthew Elkana Badia Raja Situmeang (buseeeeeeeeeng batak kali-,- )
nama panggilannya Mattehew ato Matt aje dah wekekekekeke. dia ini sukaaaaaaaaaaa banget makan. abis makan tidur, trus maen trus makan lagi-,-


lucukaaaaaan?






semuanya endut2 gitu wekekekekekeke tp gue suka banget. kalo lo ngeliat juga pasti suka deh soalnya anaknya juga lucu gitu suka ceplas-ceplos wekekekekekue. dia juga ga cepet nangis anaknya meskipun ngambekan dikit malah kalo ditakut2in dia ketawa ahahah



buuuuuuuuuuuut, kalo si matthew ini udah ngamuk ribet bgt deh urusannya. tereak tereak brutal gitu bahahahahahahah tp kalo lagi asik sih asik banget. but lagi, kalo lagi capek suka malu2in. contohnya kmaren di moi(di lapangan basket yang deket J. co tau ga?)


ckckckckck...............................................geleparan sembarangan

2.7.09

BAKUHUAKAHAUHAUMEU

hey fellas!

mood gue untuk menulis telah kembali nih bahahahahahah
semua ini berkat Kim Joon loh. why? tadi gue search search image di flickr, liat liat foto Kim Joon. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! mantep dah mantep BAHAHAHAH

salah satu foto Kim Joon yang paling gue suka nih:


maap ye kecil, males ngeresize

BAKUHAUAKAUAKSUHUASUBAKHUASUSUHAMEUMEU!

oke, gue mau cerita nih beheheh
kemaren gue sama sepupu sepupu gue bertujuh ke moi. hm mungkin lo pikir biasa biasa aja, tp yang luar biasa sebenernya adalah mengingat mereka semua adalah anak SD dan TK. BAHAHAHAHAH keliatan kan sekarang luar biasanya?

seorang Vena Dearny menggiring 6 orang anak TK dan SD super berisik bacotan kgk bisa diem beeeeeeeeh parah banget deh!
suwer gue ga habis pikir tuh bocah2 dapet stamina dari mana, kgk ada capek2nya. tiap ada 1 anak yang mau pipis, pasti pada ngikut semua. huh.

oh iya, gue mau memperkenalkan salah satu dari mereka.

Bisuk Martahan Situmeang (the leader)







bisuk the man!

anyway ini bocah pernah bilang ke gue, salah satu cita citanya adalah ingin menjadi gentle man. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH okelah amin.
si bisuk ini selalu jadi leader buat adek adek sepupu gue (wajar sih karena diatara mereka dia yang paling tua, umurnya 11 tahun kalo gasalah ya wekekeke)
taaaaaaaaapi, sayangnya ini anak gila bet gila kgk boong dah gua. ga bisa diem, bawel banget, bentar bentar begini begitu begono gono. wong disuruh bukain botol malah ngisepin tutupnya-.-
banyak banget deh kegilaan ini bocah ahahahahahahaha-----------------'

oh iya, cerita selanjutnya ntar yaaaaaaaaaaa capek gue nih wekekeke to be continue ajedeh bubuyyyyyyyyyy!

I love You Full (like Mbah Surip Said)

Hey friends!

hidup gue lagi datar datar aja nih---------------------------'
ngga ada perkembangan, ngga ada juga kejatuhan. semuanya datar.
maaf ya mungkin untuk postingan kali ini sama sekali ngga ada jokes. sedang tidak ingin melucu nih wekekekeke-________________-

liburan gue sedang tidak menyenangkan nih. hari ini dirumah terus dan lagi lagi nonton boys before flowers. sekarang gue udah nonton sampe episode 22 and you know, its mean dalam 3 episode lagi gue akan sedih. kenapa sedih? huah jadinya ngga ada yang gue bisa tonton lagi dong.



selama gue hidup(cie), gue cuman 2 kali ngikutin drama asia. pertama inget ngga jaman jamannya meteor garden? ahaha dulu gue adalah penggilanya loh. ga percaya? masih ada kok gue VCD soundtracknya dan yang kedua adalah: Boys Before Flowers. sebenernya ceritanya ngga jauh beda sih, cuman ini hanya ada 25 episode. pemainnya gue jamin lebih tampan dari pada meteor garden wekekeke.

bahkan, gue mengagumi salah satu pemainnya yaitu Song Woo Bin (Kim Joon) melebihi waktu gue mengagumi Robert Pattinson (Twillight). hmm best asian drama deh ini wekekeke -,-


i love you full (kata Mbah Surip BAHAHAH)

Oh God :'(






You: "hey Ven, what are you doing?"
Me : "sadly, I'm walking alone and dont know where to go"


oh God please show me show me the right way, show me Your miracle, tell me Your truth
then take me from this hell to Your side


100 Truths

hueeeeeeeee lagi libur begini malah dapet pr-,-
mau ngga mau deh ngisi okay cekidot fwends!

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)



WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: mineral water
2. Last phone call: my sist, ivana aprillia
3. Last text message: tya :3
4. Last song you listened to: katy perry-waking up in vegas
5. Last time you cried: 8 years ago ahuehuehua

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone: no :'(
7. Been cheated on: yes yes yes
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: no :'''(
9. Lost someone special: hm sadly, yes but its so passed(baru2 inisih uhuhah)
10. Been depressed: normally, yeslah bodoh
11. Been drunk and threw up: nonono


LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. black
13. white
14. blue


THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend : yes yes
17. Laughed until you *nearly* cried: YES!
18. Met someone who changed you: yes hihi :')
19. Found out who your true friends were: its before 2009 coy
20. Found out someone was talking about you: yes -.-
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: nononono-____________-
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: maybe 50% ckck
23. How many kids do you want to have: 2, cewe-cowo
24. Do you have any pets: a stupid dog
25. Do you want to change your name: sometimes hihihi
26. What did you do for your last birthday: take a pict with my diana <3<3<3
27. What time did you wake up today: 10pm
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: watched boys before flowers uhuhuh so sad :(
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: bath tub NONONO vaio maybe ihihi
30. Last time you saw your Mother: tadi pagi
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: my body shape-.-
32. What are you listening to right now: sound of tv--------------------''
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: ahaha dont really care
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: none
35. Most visited webpage: facebook&blogger
36. Whats your real name: Vena Dearny Veliana
37. Nicknames: Vena, Veli, Dear ihihi gak sih, Si bego
38. Relationship Status: engaged to Kim Joon
39. Zodiac sign?: gemini
40. Male or female?: female
41. Elementary?: SDK Advent VII Rawamangun -,-
42. Middle School?: SMPN 252 Jakarta
43. High school/college?: hope so much, SMAN 8 Jakarta(ngareplah boleh)
44. Hair colour: sadly, brown
45. Tall or short: ----------'
46. Height: 160-167 ahahuahau gatau deng


47. Do you have a crush on someone?: pernah
48: What do you like about yourself?: hmmmm everything in myself
49. Piercings: not interested
50. Tattoos: just imagining ahehue
51. Righty or lefty: trying to do both. who care?


FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: ah?
53. First piercing: ha?
54. First best friend: forgot eh gadeng gadeng she's marlynang but i lost contact with her since she went to spore last year
55. First sport you joined: forgot, waktu sd
56. First vacation: forgot------'
58. First pair of trainers: dont remember bahahah daritadi lupa mulu


RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: no
60. Drinking: mineral water sih iya
61. Doing: chatting, blogging
62. Listening to: no song
63. Waiting on: ihihihihi malu :333


YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: not now
65. Get Married?: hopefully
66. Career?: hm i want to be a visual artist ekekeke


WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: idk
69. Shorter or taller: taller
70. Older or Younger: younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: nice stomach
73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: hesistant



HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: nooooo
77. Drank hard liquor: noooooo-oh
78. Lost glasses/contacts: yes :(
79. Sex on first date: NO!
80. Broken someone's heart: i dont know but i hope no
82. Been arrested: hm?
83. Turned someone down: yes but i'm so sorry
84. Cried when someone died: YES
85. Fallen for a friend?: i think so



DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: depends
87. Miracles: yes
88. Love at first sight: not sure
89. Heaven: i hope so but......................................
90. Santa Claus: haha i hope so
91. Kiss on the first date: yeah
92. Angels: never seen one


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no :(
95. Did you sing today?: yes i did
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: 14 years
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what?: the day that i made my biggest sin
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: hmm yes, i'm afraid to hurt someone or someone hurt me
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: yes : )

1.7.09

Fwends!

halo teman2 ahuahau tanpa basa basi busuk lagi gue mau cerita cerita pol deh

kan tadi gue nonton bbf (selama 2 hari berturut turut sampe tidur jam 2 ato 3 gitu lupa WEKEKEKEKEKE)
nah trus sampailah kemaren gue di episod 17 ape 18 ape 19 gitu lupadeh. disitu si Yi Jung (Kim Bum) dimarahin gitudeh sama Song Woo Bin (Kim Joon). bukan dimarahin sih sebenernya, si woo bin confused confused gimana gitu gara2 aib keluarganya.


woo bin


my woo bin!




si woo bin tuh merasa dia cuma malu2in temennya gara2 dia anak dari keluarga mafia gitu. hm trus si yi jung ngamuk dan menerangkan arti pertemanan f4 mereka itu. waaaaaaaaaaah gue jadi pengen nangis deh. trus kan suatu hari si yi jung confused confused gimana gitu gara2 cewe dan akhirnya dia ke club. di club si yi jung maboc trus digebukin orang2. tiba tiba woo bin dateng ngegebukin orang2 yang ngegebukin yi jung sambil bilang "TIDAK ADA YANG BISA MENYAKITI TEMANKU"



kim bum caiiiiiankz


MWAH!

waw

padahal sebelumnya body guard si woo bin udah mau gebuki orang yang ngegebukin yi jung tp si woo bin ingin bertindak sendiri. yap, gue terharu hampir nangis coy ihik ihik ihik -,,-

anyway ini mengingatkan gue sama temen2 gue loh terutama best friend gue selama ini. huh gue bingung sama mereka deh
gue bukan orang yang baik sebenernya
gue ngeselin dan bawel dan bacotan dan waaaaaaah kadang gue aja kesel sama diri sendiri loh
tp mereka tetep temenan sama gue. waw banget itu buat gue, bener2 berharga banget mereka buat gue

gue waktu SD bukan orang yang menyenangkan loh, gue selalu mengambil alih gitu jadi yang dominan. gue kadang ngerasa egois parah tp................................ haduh mereka tetep mau jadi temen gue :'(
mau nangis jadinya :''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(
ahuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

parah banget deh wekekekekekekeekke
hm makasih ya teman temanku astari, kinan, tya, gea, mira, lita, gais, fika, rafika, taris, dalila huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah tau deh mau ngomong apa lagi

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucah <3<3<3

inget jaman friendster

padahal lagi libur, tp tetep aja dapet pr uhuhuhuhuh dari kinan kacrut

What is your current obsession?

privacy, sorry :3

What is your weirdest obsession?
kuyus

What are you wearing today?
T- Shirt and Hot Pants

What's for dinner today?
chicken nuggets may be

Why is today special?
i'll be watching bbf

What would you like to learn to do?
lomography and how to use vacuum cleaner

What's the last thing you bought?
lupa

What are you listening to right now?
nothing

What is your favorite weather?
winter

What is your most challenging goal right now?
pacal

If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be?
HOLLYWOOD

What would you like to have in your hands right now?
kodak ektacolor o.O

What would you like to get rid of?
idk

If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
VEGAS

Which languange do you want to learn?
korean, biar bisa ngerti bbf

What do you look for in a friends?
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Who do you want to meet in a person?
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What's your favorite type of music?
mainstream pop BEHAHAHAK

What's the favorite piece of clothing in your own closet?
-..-

What is your dream job?
VISUAL DESIGNER AND WRITTER

Any favorite models?
Vena Dearny

If you had £100 now what would you spend it on?
nabung

Do you admire anyone's style?
YES I DO

Describe your personal style?
easy

Favorite designer?
Vena Dearny