3.7.09

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A man is talking to God.


The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."


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Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)

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These need to be written.

Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.

Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.

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The First 3 Years of Marriage

  • In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
  • In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
  • In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen

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What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
  • Telegram
  • Telephone
  • Tell a woman

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.


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Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.


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